Compilations and Constants

Whenever there is an extended family get together, it is inevitable that family stories poke their noses out of the woodwork and rear their ugly heads. Some are funny. Some are sad. And some are downright embarrassing. So I have decided to do the impossible. I have decided to collect as many stories from both sides of the family and bind them all into one book. The collection will be entitled, "BANSAI!" The problem is, I have the memory of a goldfish and cannot remember half of the stories I've been told. So to any family members who read this, e-mail me a story! I want both sides of a story, so everyone send me one!